It's understood that when you add up all the interviews done over a series, there are always clips that end up on the cutting room floor. Inevitably, some precious snippets will get left behind. I have the exclusive rights to share some of them with you - remember, you read it here first.
1) BHTV failed to air a clip of Patrick Sharp's basset hound barking in time (and in tune) with Chelsea Dagger's now (in)famous goal song. Sources have now confirmed that "Shooter" just signed a multi-million dollar contract to become the new lead singer in the group to replace the previous dude who killed himself last night. Reports say he may have been a Philedalphia Flyers fan. It's hard to tell, though he was last seen wearing a Pronger jersey soaked in tears and gasoline.
2)Kris Versteeg belting out the lyrics to Celine Dion's "I will always love you" as he serenaded Dustin Byfuglien in the locker-room after party. There may have been alcohol involved.
3)Jonathan Toews revalidates his good behavior on air by not only avoiding the F-word, but also keeping his comments about the competition PG. One camera captured his thoughts best,"Mr Pronger is a great ambassador of the sport and not at all the complete douchebag his actions and words make people believe" Bizarrely, Toews was also seen mouthing the words "Seabrook says you're next" directly into the camera. Huh.
4)Joe Quenneville brushes his moustache before an interview and out falls the puck from Game 4, ("Chrissy Pronger is a meanie")one of Patrick Kane's mouthguards ("He likes them kept warm, like his pre-nap glass of milk")and 4 of Duncan Keith's missing teeth ("I figured he didn't need them on account of he's getting a fresh set of dentures, so I'm making them into a necklace for the wife.")
5)Patrick Kane grabbing fistfulls of specially-minted 20-cent coins and flinging them into the air squeeling "KEEP THE CHANGE, EVERYBODY CAN JUST KEEP THE CHANGE!!"
6)Duncan Teeth, er I mean, Keith's emotional speech in the locker room during the second intermission, "Ok guyth, it goeth like thith. I thoot the puck to Tharpie and then Tharpie patheth it to Kaner. Kaner pullth a Thidney Crothby and we all run around looking like idioths, but really we're tho money they didn't even know it".
7) Jonathan Toews shares his foolproof method for telling the Sedin twins apart. "Wave Dave Bolland in front of them and wait to see which one's heads explodes. That one's Daniel." (Was Daniel)
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