Here's an update pieced together from Twitter posts Wheresthecup and other sources.
Stanley's most recent adventure brought him to Chicago hotspot Underground, having been seen entering the building around 8 pm eastern time, and re-emerging in the wee hours of the morning. He was photographed carrying a passed-out Jonathan Toews who had slipped ito a coma most likely due to his consumption of 30 thousand litres of Fireball. Also observed was Patrick Kane sound asleep in a baby stroller pushed by Blackhawks vet John Madden. When asked about his chaperoning duties, John simply shrugged and replied "Coach Q put me on the first shift." Everyone is now wating on further information regarding the whereabouts of one Chris Pronger. Apparently a tall angry man was spotted prowling around the darkened back entrance of Underground, wielding a bloody hockey stick and muttering quietly "Lets go Fly-ers, let's go Fly-ers".
In other news, police are looking for a white male approximately 6'6 with blonde hair who is a suspect in the overnight slaying of NHL referee Bill McCreary.
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